quarta-feira, 20 de junho de 2007

Deu piti (complementado)


Estou assistindo pela BandNews a reunião do Conselho de Ética do Senado Federal. Trata-se de forte concorrente ao programa Zorra Total.

O presidente Sibá Machado (PT-AC) propõe que não se vote hoje coisa alguma ali.

Depois de ouvir a sugestão de Sibá, o espalhafatoso senador Wellington Salgado deu piti: disse que largará a relatoria do Caso Renan se o Conselho recusar votar o relatório do enfermo Epitácio Cafeteira (PTB-MA) com um aditivo de autoria dele.

O Senador Salgado ostenta uma insólita cabeleira (veja a foto), mas é mais conhecido por suas extravagantes posições: disse que se sentia constrangido ao fazer xixi, pois cada vez que vertia urina, gastava 5 litros de água para se livrar do xixi. Mas o cúmulo ocorreu na CPI do apagão aéreo: sugeriu a reconstituição do acidente com o avião da Gol.
E mais um pormenor: assim como o presidente do Conselho, Wellington Salgado não tem um voto. É suplente de Hélio Costa, atual ministro das comunicações.

PS. E o piti do senador se confirmou: renunicou à relatoria recém assumida. Vai ficar conhecido como Wellington, o Breve. Enquanto isso, Renan foi para o dendê.

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Acabou de renunciar a Relatoria (19:35). HÉLIO COSTA (OK).
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Dr. Zamith, só corrigi o nome do Ministro (Hélio Costa, não Hélio Costal), ok. Até porque, se renunciasse não voltaria, assumiria o 2.o suplente. Abraços!!!!
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Carlos Zamith Junior disse...

Ok, já corrigi. Thx, Eguinaldo.

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Voltando à sessão de ontem: O Zé Colméia e o Catatau viraram a casaca. Acho que a bancada do Acre chamou o Sibá e recomendou a mudança. Deve ter lhe convencido que a vaidade e a obediência servil poderiam lhe jogar no fosso, ou na fossa. O homem capitulou. Menos mal.
O João Grandão que, a exemplo do Catatau, não tem representação popular nenhuma, aproveitou a deixa e, pensando mais no seu xixi, no seu cabelo e na reconstituição do acidente da Gol, também jogou a toalha.
Vamos esperar a próxima reunião, sempre sem esquecer o respeito às exceções.
O Renam promete desvendar a ficha negra e sórdida dos colegas. É o que diz o Blog do Josias. Vai revelar os nomes dos senadores que pulam cerca, vai criar uma crise institucional, vai fazer e acontecer. Vamos esperar. Quem viver, verá.
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Bom tê-la de volta, Pietra. Ei, como flui bem o seu texto...
Pois é, eu as vezes ria e me constrangia com o comportamento de alguns dos ilustres membros do conselho. O Gilvam Borges (AP) e o Almeida Lima (PB), por exemplo, estão fazendo concorrência desleal para com os verdadeiros humoristas.
Mas foi constrangedor ouvir o G. Borges começar uma frase assim: "Não trata-se...". Doeu meus tímpanos. O cidadão nunca estudou próclise? O Almeida Lima parecia um marionete, gesticulando e falando, num discurso mais sincero e verdadeiro que uma nota de 3 reais. E o Zé Colméia, no final? Deu um show de histrionismo, falando do enfermo Cafeteira, como se esse fosse uma sumidade. Bom, chorei e ri. Foi uma tarde histórica.
Obrigado pela recomendação do blog.
Espero vê-la mais vezes.
Abraços.

Anônimo disse...

Realmente aquela sessão de ontem no Conselho de Ética foi uma verdadeira ZORRA TOTAL, o Senador ALMEIDA LIMA (SE), não (PB), os paraibanos podem ficar com raiva, estava agindo como um verdadeiro Advogado do Senador Renan Calheiros, querendo explicar o inexplicável, como diz um grande amigo que tenho(Juiz de Direito), é a mesma situação de se ver "batom da cueca", qual a justificativa.
Não tenho dúvidas que se o quarto Poder (IMPRENSA) não tivesse denunciado, nada disse estaria acontecendo. Todos os 81 senadores sabem que o tráfico de influência corre em todos os corredores do Congresso Nacional, que sua grande maioria se beneficiam de favores em troca de outros (indicações, emendas, cargos, etc.,), é lamentável o nível do nosso parlamento, e pensar que um dia (2004) quis ser vereador, graças a Deus não fui eleito, política nunca mais!!!!!!!!
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